STOLEN/ N/A: OOAK Playboy Playmate Bunny Ava and similar items

There is no “perfect choice” in the Return Policy drop down menu.
If I make a significant mistake – like sending the wrong item – of course, I’ll pay the costs to rectify it.
If something is lost or broken during shipping, insurance will cover it (terms apply)

“No returns” is my general policy for a number of reasons.
I sell irreplaceable OOAK + high end collectibles, many of which require careful hand packing, expensive packaging materials, & even negotiated insurance from an indemnity company.
I’m committed to making sure that my clients will be happy UP FRONT.
And I request that you do your part by asking me for whatever you need to make sure you’re making the right buying choice for YOU.

Amazon is selling “sizzle”: “Fast & free” shipping, 30 day free returns, cheap prices.. what about the PRODUCT? (not to mention that Forbes reported that Bezos makes almost $9 MILLION per hour … just saying- you’re paying for that one way or another)

I’m selling the “steak”: the handcrafted, One-Of-A-Kind products that take (considerable) time & money to create.