If you've lost a limb but held onto your wicked sense of humor, then you'll love this gift! If people are always asking "What happened?" this is a hilarious way to handle them.Size guide
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |