“Excellent…” If you dream of wealth, power, and commanding legions of underlings with a mere steepling of your fingers, C. Montgomery Burns’ Handbook of World Domination is the must-have manual for your nefarious rise to power. This brand-new hardcover book is packed with diabolical insights, laugh-out-loud moments, and exclusive in-universe artifacts, including the Malicious Decreptus Rex foldout!

From the richest, oldest, and most delightfully evil man in Springfield, this book covers all the essentials: monopolizing industries, keeping the masses in check, and—most importantly—crushing your enemies with style. It even includes secret schematics for Fruit Bat Man, the lesser-known yet equally batty counterpart to a certain billionaire vigilante.

Still sealed and in pristine condition, this book is a collector’s dream for fans of The Simpsons. Whether you’re looking to scheme like Burns, grovel like Smithers, or simply cackle at the absurdity of unchecked power, this Vault of Simpsonology entry delivers a true embodiment of Burns’ wealth of wisdom (and likely, a few toxic waste spills along the way).

Don’t wait—buy now before someone else corners the market on Springfield’s finest schemes!