• You love inspecting peckers.
• This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining.
• Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers.
• Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary.
• Flash it quickly, and your badge might even get you a free donut down at the cafe!