Mr, President.. it’s for you....

These stylish landlines are attention grabbing and an intense adrenaline fueling companion ti keep in the office, in your study, in the living or somewhere else…
Now you can make any phone call with the same energy you would if it were a state of emergency or of dire importance. Think anyone’s going to interrupt you while you’re on this phone? They’d have to be a total azzhole (phone also doubles as patented azzhole detector) in any home, gym or office setting(that has a phone jack port, check don’t assume)
Although they may appear a little outlandish, still certainly make a statement of expression best kept to one’s self. As is understood without having to be said, of course. Youll notice it standing out as a particularly unique eclectic style choice, ideal for anywhere you can still find a landline outlet

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Specification:
Material: Resin
Color: red