This is a mysterious artifact StuffnDeal Comics exclusive promotional bundle pack bonanza deal.. supreme
The type of thing that’s currently only available here! Go check, we’ll be here…
Now, you could be the next lucky owner of this..(see photo) Locally sourced, independently pieced together collection of rare & highly sought after carefully curated collection of both vintage & non vintage
Authentic, mint condition Star Wars merchandise & memorabilia.
And now, because we’ve brought them together here for our guests. They could be yours today…!
or tomorrow, you know take your time of course…
I mean are you really going to stand there while sitting and tell me that you actually believe that your own personal collection will ever genuinely ever actually be complete without this simply must have collection of uncommon items?
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We doubt it..
Take a moment to appreciate the
superb detail, finely crafted, design. Observe how it comes off as complex yet subtle..with a hint of burnt in all the wrong places. All accumulated in such a way to give the impression of having the proper look of the item, that this item intends to imply it represents, but in fact does not, because we are not getting sued again.
Now featuring an improved aesthetic feel with specific attention to details you may have overlooked previously or never cared enough to have considered in the first place.
We’ve taken the time and/or initiative to notice them for you, why would I make that up?
Maybe you’ve seen something similar somewhere else and aren’t that impressed?
Maybe you’ve already got your mind made up that we’re just trying to make it sound exciting because you haven’t seen it in person? Only one way to find out.
Now you might be asking yourself, why would anyone think that it’s appropriate for this to be sold anyway?
To that I would say something along the lines of that’s completely unsubstantiated nonsense and honestly, really none of your business anyway…
Maybe you couldn’t care less one way or the other, or stopped reading sometime back..
In which case, why would we keep writing?
These and many more questions will go unanswered when you’re ready to make your decision about whether or not you’re capable of handling the type of responsibility
that comes with owning..
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For now, let’s get back to the business at hand. Take a moment to notice how even if you’ve seen an item similar to this one, ours is not only different.... it’s advanced.
I mean, just look at it
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Regardless, however it may be and be that as it may, whether it may be or not, it’s no matter cause we don’t mind when all that really matters is that you’re in the cusp of coming to realize, that everything that’s occurred in your life up until this point was merely a culmination of random events & circumstances leading up to the day your paths would cross with our shop and you having this encounter resulting in your opportunity to own your very own.. one of…these!
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Perfect for Star Wars fans, enthusiasts, collectors, haters, debaters, procrastinators, blowhards, shove-offs, shut-ins or aristocrats, or simply admirers of the culture, craft, characters or storytelling, this one’s a keeper.
In any event, whatever your lot in life may seem to be, you can be assured that this coveted collection ranks high above just any other you may encounter in your lifetime… alright that may be an exaggeration, or maybe it isn’t..
Don’t take my word for it, that would be a very irresponsible assumption to make, I’m mentally unbalanced, I suspect..
You however, well…
If you’re still not convinced yet..
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Even when you take into consideration the memorabilia ranking system that I just made up to fill page space just now, it’s clear that this is a one of a kind gathering
..Not only that, it only had one previous owner…
Yes that’s right & no that’s not accurate, we can’t back that up but it sounded cool
Again, of course if you’re not certain, not interested, not sure how you got to this page in general or just now realizing you read this far while zoned out and are a little ashamed of yourself.. You’re here now & there’s no need to take my word for it.
This is a unique collection which speaks for itself, so I shouldn’t have to.. yet here we are.. If I were only to have two words about this offer, I think you’d know what they might be..
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Make no mistake or welcome notions of baseless unjustified skepticism to enter your mind either, for this exclusive, highly sought after, incredibly limited edition set of items is all that it needs to be.
Did we mention that they are also all naturally manufactured, organically marketed and hoarded by people just like you or me? Well not me, it’s not hoarding! it’s inventory!
Where were we… yes, each item is authentic, rare, beautifully crafted & mildly disturbing in it’s presentation, perhaps?
Good, good.. then the illusion is complete.
Just think, if you were to squander this opportunity then you’ll only be left having to carry on amongst the day to day monotony that is existence, to forever wonder…
what might have been…(see photo)
I can tell by the expression on your face that I’m joking… However you’re probably very confused and/or fed up with this conversation..
Maybe you’re not quite sure what you’re looking at..
Well then that settles it, this is the perfect combination of explosive, extraordinary extragalactic extravagance bundled collective collectibles
OF. A. LIFETIME.
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You & only you (because there’s only one)
could be the lucky individual that finds themselves with hours, upon hours of endless laughs & entertainment with these items.
While engaging in such activities as.. hmm uh.. well you could…even, put them in a box or your closet or something.
Maybe spend an unorthodox amount of time rearranging your current collection of items. Adding this to your unquestionably well kempt collection of collected collectibles for which you’ve already collected, in order to continue collecting.
Hell, you could even set up a new shelf, right next to your current one, that’s right. It’s even very likely you don’t have the time, energy or patience to rearrange the current one to make more space.
You could simply give them away or throw them in the trash, because they’re yours now, we won’t judge you for it.
The possibilities are endless, and we could rattle off at least a couple more activities, sure, but we’ll let you figure it out instead.
After all.. why would we go and ruin the surprise for you?
We wouldn’t that’s who!
Now the time has come, to embrace the warm handshake of uncertainty & scientific quandary by putting your own personal internal conflict, predisposed biased and general cognitive dissonance on hold for a moment just long enough to find a reason to justify your placing of an order for this item today so I don’t have to think of one for you.
Haven’t I done enough already?
Wait, don’t answer that..
Because all you need to consider is that this may be your only chance to own your very own……
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It’s…
a…
type of…
Star Wars Action Figure!
set exclusive bundle pack deal meh… etc
No really,
Stop Questioning It !
Actually yes, keep questioning it. Question everything…
It adds to it’s natural mysterious mystery of mystique and builds anticipation for the future…
both in spirit & in plastic (see photo) Don’t walk away, I’m not finished yet…
Alright, alright…
Set
Includes:
- 2 Notable Bronze Age Star Wars Comic Books
-Empire Stuff
- Original Trilogy Box Set collection Factory Sealed VHS w/ Watermark
- Not a removable cape
- 1 Removable Cape
-Luke’s arm (with action glove)
-Surprisingly quality light saber handle
-1 Factory Sealed VHS copy of New Hope with watermarks that demonstrate authenticity of seal
- 3 Authentic licensed vintage Star Wars mint in box Kenner collectible figures
-Fine crafted one of a kind nifty custom designed showcase box (The box the arm is taped inside of)
- 1 piece of scotch tape -( limited edition)
-Unprecedented mysterious mystery
-Standard Intrigue
- 1 Blu-ray copy of Force Awakens
-Several stickers both relevant & non-relevant. Each hilarious, some epic
- 1 Star Wars Episode III Revenge Of The Sith DVD 2-Disc set
-Unidentified plastic type Material- most likely some type of plastic
Scale- 1:18 ish
Year Manufactured: that’s classified
Franchise: Star Wars
Item Condition: Conditional
Featured Character: Luke’s Arm - located just beyond reaches of that which has yet to be known.. *cough ebay
please submit all questions in the form of a question.
reasonable offers will be considered