Item description for Tag-Lines - by Robert Orben

TAG-LINES

by Robert Orben!

(paperback book)

9" x 6", 39 pages, soft cover

Once a script writer for Jack Paar's show (1962-63) and Red Skelton's show (1964-70), has also written for Dick Gregory (six years), and was a speechwriter for President Gerald Ford in 1973-77.

One-liners, flip lines, gags and patter. Many of these one-lines are still good today. Others just need some updating but still very funny stuff.

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