A genuine vampire would perform this rite. The consequences of this ceremony become apparent soon after it has been performed. You gain agility, power, and sexual allure. Plus, you develop a plethora of additional superpowers. This is an uncommon occurrence for me, so if you want to live the life of a vampire, you should probably get it now.

 You have the potential to release your inner vampire's full strength. Awaken the vampire's primal hunger and power with my individualized Vampire Transformation Ritual and you'll get immortality, superhuman strength, and the capacity to warp reality itself.

This spell will make you into a nightmarish creature, one who can withstand the effects of time and who wields power beyond the ken of mortals. It's hard for us simple humans to grasp what it would be like to wander the Earth forever.

You can cast this charm to make your dreams come true. Many others have benefited from my assistance, and I am certain that I can do the same for you. Put your faith in my knowledge and experience as I show you how to unleash the full potential of the vampire within you.