Metal Cactus Paperweight 4.5 H Figurine Signed But Unreadable.

This is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. It’s art so that’s the answer but we could find nothing similar to it anywhere.

Here’s what we know (maybe):

We believe it’s aluminum. It could be stainless steel but we think it would be heavier.

We don’t know if it’s complete or if the pin sticking up might have held another part.

We are working on the assumption that it is in fact a cactus and not an alien coming out of an apple or a very sad Jack In The Box.

It is signed but your guess is as good as ours. If anyone can read “scribblish”, please let us know.

[As an aside, why can an artist create something spectacular but they can’t sign their name?]

Because it’s art, we will be pretentious and put up an unrealistic pie in the sky price but be willing to settle for less as long as the offer is made with your pinky finger up in the air whilst simultaneously holding a porcelain teacup of Earl Gray Tea.

Will ship USPS first class with tracking to winning buyer.