Rest In Peace Constipated Thinker Skeleton Sitting On Graveyard Toilet Statue
- This Constipated Skeleton Statue is made of high quality polyresin. It is meticulously hand painted and polished. Color tone may vary from pictures.
- This Constipated Skeleton Statue is 5.5" long, 9" tall and 4" deep approximately. It weighs about 1.75 pounds.
- Decorate your home for the halloween, day of the dead season or any season with this elaborate constipated skeleton. Sitting on the zen RIP toilet bowl, the skeleton sits with his hand posed like that of the Le Penseur Thinker sculpture. What better place to ponder about your life while answering the call of nature!
- This is an Ebros exclusive collection. It comes with our Ebros Gift Satisfaction Guarantee when sold by Ebros Gift. Coke can placed next to the statue is not included with the listing. It is meant to provide size perspective of the item.
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