I have often been accused of selling anything that isn't nailed down. I don't think that is fair. If something is nailed down, I usually look for a crowbar. 

I found this napkin tucked away in the back of the movie tie-in paperback for Poltergeist. 

Could there be a more accurate and succinct review of what a 13-year-old boy needs to know about the film?

It's a combination review and pubescent revelation that Mom's can be hot.

It's a Tweet 40 years before tweets.

Give this piece of cinematic history and sexual awakening a good home.