Get your shrimp here! Big-mouth shrimp on special today!

Bette Midler would end up eating those words, as big-mouth shrimp George Costanza would bowl her over at home plate to score a run—much to the chagrin of teammates and fans alike.

I tried to capture the scene on this custom card, based on an actual 1956 Topps baseball card.

Printed on high quality 18-pt card stock for a look and feel that's similar to a vintage baseball card.

Each card is hand-stamped on the back for authenticity.